His relationship with the woman he was having an affair with might not even qualify as emotional infidelity, but that lingering, bittersweet feeling was something he just couldn't shake off. However, as the saying goes, "when soldiers come, generals will block them; when water comes, earth will dam it," and to eliminate different kinds of ambiguous pests, you only need three bottles of "special insecticide."
First method: ant insecticide
Type of pest to be exterminated: those that are deliberately made to appear weak and small.
These types of women are often as delicate and fragile as the heroines in Qiong Yao novels, seemingly spineless, and their lifelong goal is to find a powerful figure to rely on. If your husband is the heroic type, then expect to be helping her with her thesis today and fixing her computer tomorrow.
If you question her even slightly, the pitiful heroine will burst into tears in a helpless manner, and your stupid husband will immediately get angry: "What's wrong with you? Don't you have any sympathy at all?"
Insecticide method: Eat vinegar when you should.
This concerns stability and unity; how can we tolerate this? Speak your dissatisfaction and anger out loud, set rules for him, and let him know your limits. Otherwise, if you keep tolerating it and occasionally complain, he'll think you're petty. If you receive that call again, write down the number and call back immediately. Tell her frankly that her husband can't always grant her every request, making it clear that you're not just a figurehead.
The second method: cockroach insecticide
Type of pest to be eradicated: Artistic pests
The cockroach woman is a bourgeois with an excessive artistic temperament. Whenever a man talks to her about his life ideals, she immediately considers him a "close male friend" and considers herself a "beautiful woman who adds fragrance to one's life."
He'll send you overly emotional emails all the time, and when he's on a business trip, he'll call you and say, "The rainbow here is so beautiful!"
Pest control methods: proactive communication followed by a cooling-off period
You can't underestimate this kind of woman. You must talk to your boyfriend rationally, but don't mention your jealousy. Just say that you've been embarrassed by your friends' recent comments about him. Give him a few examples and tell him that although "a clear conscience fears no accusation," you still need to be careful of gossip! Use his pride to get him to take the initiative to cool things off.
The third method: ladybug insecticide
Type of pest to be eradicated: Internet chat-related pests
Which young man doesn't chat online? Even if you block it, there are other ways. There are so many female netizens online these days. They chat online all day, have a bunch of "husbands" online, and then schedule meetings to kill time. And your man? He always thinks online chatting is nothing, completely ignoring your aversion to certain sensitive words.
Pest control methods: Multiple options available
Please choose one of the following options: A. Find a way to access his email and send dozens of virus emails to his female online friends. B. Tamper with your own computer so that it automatically crashes whenever you visit a certain website. C. Intentionally or unintentionally reinstall the operating system, causing him to lose all his contact information. D. Register another ID, pretending to be a stranger, and complain to your partner about the pain of being dumped by XX.
