1. "Turn off the lights and go to sleep early!"
Every day, if you record and replay that line, mimicking his expression, he won't doubt that he married a farmer who needs to get up early to plow the fields. That line sounds exactly like "no sex tonight."
Comment: You're the champion of the "Most Annoying Thing" award.
2. "Today we pay XX fee, guess how much it is?"
What should have been a gentle night, a relaxed mood and body, instantly becomes tense and strained – financial loss! Is there anything more upsetting than this? A night destined to be filled with thoughts of flying money will only leave you with nothing but trouble.
Comment: This award for being observant is definitely for you.
3. "Your mom called again and started nagging..."
As soon as the tattling session begins, his ability to feign deafness and dumbness immediately comes into play. You'll know why he hasn't been intimate with you for so long—it's not that he's lost his sex drive over time, but rather that your tattling is essentially a sexual destroyer.
Comment: You deserve the Most Inopportune Award.
4. "Who called just now?"
Do you think you're funny?
Your sarcastic emphasis and provocative expression make it seem as if you've just caught someone cheating. At this moment, the man's only thought is to make your prediction come true, otherwise he'll always be unjustly accused of being a traitor. A man would rather be scolded to death than be unjustly accused.
Comment: This "making trouble out of nothing" award ruined your well-deserved evening.
5. "Who sent that suggestive text message?"
Checking someone's phone! Today, this has become the most disrespectful way for men and women to treat each other. Everyone has their own difficulties, and everyone needs their own space. A man with dignity will abhor this behavior, especially if it's done in bed. He will question your love. If you can disregard even his basic dignity, your love has strayed far from its original intention.
Comment: You won the detective award, but your good mood is gone too.
6. "Your college classmates are all department heads now..."
Your longing look is interpreted by him as a trampling on his dignity. Everyone's fate is a complex mix of factors. He was already upset, but you stirred things up. Your complaints relieved his urge to vent, but his anger will keep him awake all night.
Comment: You deserve the top prize for disturbing my mood.
7. "That deal from last time is probably off."
The thing that had been bothering her for days finally came out in her wildest words, and just when you were about to explode, she changed the subject, becoming furious and embarrassed. A man being accused of being incompetent at work is no less serious than being sexually impotent these days. Unless it's a conspiracy you don't want tonight, or revenge for him offending you, you should keep your mouth shut. At this moment, no matter how he looks at you, you are simply despicable!
Comment: The "Award for Destroying Dignity" will be solemnly awarded to you.
8. "Don't cooperate with so-and-so; you'll suffer sooner or later."
This unsettling matter was tossed and turned in her bed, her words heavy with concerns: business partners, future prospects, financial future. On this night meant to be filled with love, you thought you were being concerned, trying to highlight the key points. Women should think twice about the issues men value; casually mentioning them in bed only ruins more than just the mood.
Comment: A "Good Father and Good Son" award? No, no, no! At most, you'd get a "Chatty Wife" award.
9. "Honey, why do you earn so little!"
Even if your income is hundreds of times higher than his, don't brag. A man's inferiority complex will inevitably surface at that moment. A barrage of thoughts will flood your mind. In fact, frequently changing jobs is often a major cause of career failure, and the negative consequences of this statement often extend far beyond a mere falling out tonight.
